Akai LPG25
I tested out this little midi-keyboard the other day. It turns out to be very handy when travelling.
Pokerfaced

So, I was browsing the lollernets this sunday and stumbled upon some Lady Gaga samples and lolcapellas (see below). So, I figured, let’s try out some Abletons jamming. For your lulz only:
Pokerface ChrisK Sparkle Remix Mp3 | wav.
The entire Ableton 7 project here.
Mix pack (with midi and lolcapellas).
Kaosspad mini
Oh hai! I bought myself a new toy, the kaosspad mini. I ripped up the box, and this is my first jam. Not very tight, but very lulz. Here we go:
Btw: Britney rulez.
Do copy my floppy
Sum sunday jammin
Aquatic Ensemble
As we all know, the internet is a marine experience. It bears resemblance with jellyfish, dolphins and submarines.
With some raiding the archives on the tubes, I found some samples and the rest is, as we all know, just a matter of editing.
Behold of the depths, waves splashing on your skin, jellyfish drifting in the streams - Here comes Aquatic Ensemble (mp3)
Other formats here.
A tribute to Adelsmannen
Last night one of our bots died. Adelsmannen had served the telecomix system for quite a while, always responding with the words “SUCCESS!” on all our demands. He tragically passed away due to a hard drive failure. The box he called his home was a Debian Linux system with flawless uptime. However, everything comes to an end, even the bodies of bots die.
Thus, I wish to tribute to Adelsmannen with a hymn: A Tribute to Adelsmannen.
Pirates of the Internet - Remix
Embassy of Piracy is yet another great kopimist project. Internet released a fantastic song called Pirates of the Internet. And of course a remix zone was set up with all the files. Go ahead - Fire all sequencers now!
My contribution is called Pirates of the Internet - Chrisk Tel-Aviv Reshuffle. If some0ne wants to make a video, plz go ahead. Youtube it if you like!
I will update this post with the ableton-project soon.
See you in Venice and on Internet!
Another virus in the ocean of contagion
As y’all know, the Numa Numa Song is probably the most contagious virus on the internets. Since it is one of them good ones, that won’t destroy your windows computer, but rather infects your brain, I made a contribution to this giant sea of remixes, mashups and videos. Mp3 is here, and Reason file here. Plz Dance!
Max Mix - Spears, Basshunter and Stupidisco
My friend monki sent me a youtubes-link on how mashups were done pre-internets. Watch Max-Mix here. Inspired by their work with tape recorders and vinyl records, I really felt like doing something similar. I wanted to imitate, maybe repeat, and even, become a mixxxed out maximized power-force!
So, I sailed over to teh Pirate Bay to stash up with some acapellas. Then I fired up Abletons and started copy-pasting. The result is called Baby make a move tribute to Max Mix. Ableton file here. You can hear Britney Spears, some Basshunter and Stupidisco ritornellos, as well as my kaossilator.
Copy, paste - feel the bass!